Monday, December 21, 2015

Monday's Montage Mantlepiece: Maddy Christmas

Christmas a little different than usual: How crazy could we get?

An Anthology about the maddest Christmas Stories four authors could come up with.

Stories Included:
Santa's Naughty Elf by Harper Jewel
Playing Santa in the local department store should be an easy way to make a few extra bucks, shouldn’t it? That’s what Brock Daniels, a victim or corporate downsizing, thought when he took the job at Larson’s. Once he finds out a handsome ginger—his one weakness—will be playing Santa’s elf, easy becomes complicated, even if it’s an enjoyable snag.

When Paul Martens discovers who’ll be playing Santa to his elf, déjà vu of an unforgettable night that took place almost two years ago comes crashing down on him.

The attraction between Brock and Paul grows to fevered levels while a runaway teen pulls at both men’s heartstrings. Will they be able to put aside their ardent attraction and channel some holiday magic in order to grant everyone’s Christmas wish, or will their stockings be filled with nothing but coal?

Paint Your Balls by Chris McHart
The lives of the heavenly beings that have a one-day-a-year job can become a bit dull. But when Santa’s reindeer fall ill on Christmas Eve, his life becomes anything but, so he reluctantly turns to the Easter Bunny for help.

Bunny harbors a long-time, secret crush on Santa and decides to take advantage of the request for help by offering an exchange. He wants Santa in his bed. Little does he know, Santa has discreetly lusted after him, but the man in red decides to teach the attractive Bunny a lesson he won’t soon forget.

Who will make the next move, and how will both men play the game? Will they be naughty or nice? In the end, could both men finally get what they desire?

Catching Santa Clause in the Act by Meg Bawden
On Christmas Eve, Rowan Wayne has the task of babysitting his nieces. While he’d rather be out partying and having an one night stand with a sexy footballer, his nieces have always come first. What he doesn’t expect is a thief entering his brother’s house. Except the thief claims that he isn’t robbing the house, rather delivering the presents because he’s Santa Claus. Rowan thinks the reasoning is absurd, until he discovers this Santa Claus is a sexy guy from college, Christian Kringle.
Now, he’s not sure what to believe.

The Duke of Dickdom's Desert Sojourn by S.A. Garcia
Porn star Jason Rapier, aka “The Duke of Dickdom,” is suffering a dreadful day. Romantic rejection, deer assault, and career chaos are topped by his Porsche dying in the desert on Christmas Eve. Happily a special present guaranteed to inject the ho-ho-ho back into Jason’s holiday season is a mere service station away.

Santa's Naughty Elf by Harper Jewel
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Munich Germany – Die Bärenhöhle (The Bear Cave – a Gay BDSM Club)

“Eight, Sir. May I have another, please?”


“Nine, Sir. One more makes ten, Sir.”

Master Brock wielded the flogger one more time.


“Ten, Sir.”

“You apologize for the sassy back talk, Red, and I might still consider fucking your ass as a reward.”

“Yes, Sir. I’m sorry Pap—I mean, Sir.”

“I caught that slip, Red. You are to address me as Sir, not Papa Bear. We are not in a goddamn fairytale world here. For your repeated lapse—whether intentional or not—you’ll get ten more, but this time I’ll be using a paddle, not the flogger. This studded one looks sturdy enough and should make a nice imprint on that ass of yours. Count them out, Red, nice and loud.”

“Yes, Sir. Sorry, Sir.”

Smack! Smack!

“One, two, Sir!”

“Bet your ass is burning hot, isn’t it, Red?”

“Y-yes. The fire the l-last ten lashes s-started is incinerating me f-from the inside out, Sir. I’m r-ready… to explode. I don’t k-know how much… l-longer I can hold off.”

“You’ll hold off or use your safeword, Red. Do you understand?”

The sub’s muffled “yes, Sir” was squeezed through clenched lips.

Eight smacks later, Brock couldn’t help but admire his handy work. Luck had definitely been on his side when he met the gorgeous ginger now cuffed lengthwise, belly down, across the top of the spanking bench in the private room he’d been able to secure at The Bear Cave. Who knew his vacation in Germany would end on such a high?

Sweat dotted his bare chest as well as his face, and his leather pants got tighter by the minute as his cock swelled to epic proportions. It’d been too long since he let his dominant side out to play. Way too long. Seeing as this was his last night here, he planned to go out with a bang. Literally. Ginger’s ass couldn’t be any more tempting and that sweet pucker was fluttering before his eyes, just beckoning him. He’d fuck him blind, then give him some proper aftercare and call it a night.

After he stepped up to the end of the bench, he unzipped his pants, pushed them down to his knees, rolled a condom over his throbbing erection, and lubed up. Red’s legs trembled and twitched within their cuffs, his arms straining and vibrating within their restraints. Using some of the lube on the rubber to slick two fingers, he slid them into Red’s ass and gave them a few twists. Satisfied with his preparations, he lined the bulbous head of his cock up to the hole waiting to be plundered and pushed in slowly.

“Damn you’re tight, Red.”

“Sorry, Sir. It’s been a while for me, Sir.”

“I’ll take my time, Red, and savor every goddamn second. Such a hungry little hole you have. These rosy cheeks of yours make it even better.” Brock pushed in slowly and pulled out almost to the tip before plunging in a little deeper. Reaching down for Red’s dangling cock and balls, he grasped them, stroking and squeezing rather roughly. Within minutes, he was able to glide smoothly in and out of the lubed channel. The familiar tingle in his balls grew steadily until he knew he wouldn’t be able to hold back much longer. The cock in his hand appeared ready to blow as well. “You ready to come for me, Red?”

“Yes, Sir. Please may I come, Sir?”

Ah fuck, he pleads so nicely.

“Now! Come for me now, Red!” he shouted as his cock ruptured, cum filling the condom in hot blasts while the dick he’d been giving one of his best hand jobs burst. Creamy, molten fluid coated his fingers and his palm as Red let loose with a toe-curling groan of completion.

Ninety minutes later after Brock had seen to Red’s aftercare, they shared a sweet kiss and bid each other good night.

Author Bios:
Harper Jewel
Harper Jewel lives in northeast New Jersey with her husband and 17-year-old daughter. She has three cats, enjoys reading, and taking trips to Walt Disney World. With her outgoing personality and vivid imagination, she is able to create characters and plots that are believable as well as memorable.

An avid reader of paranormal and erotic romances, she has always dreamed of becoming an author. The stories all began when she was in grade school and earned her writing honors throughout her school years. Now, she’s finally bringing them to life for others to read.

While working on her writing career, she’s put her college education and background in English and Language Arts to work as an editor, and she’s expanded her skills to include formatting for Smashwords Premium Catalog, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Amazon, & All Romance Ebooks.

Chris McHart
Chris lives in Germany, together with her husband, slave, Dom, partner in crime, and muse (all in one person, not even she's that kinky!). She loves her husband, men in kilts and Scotch Whisky. Her idea of a perfect evening is to curl up with her laptop and write (the other options are not suitable to post them in public).

Meg Bawden
Meg Bawden was born and raised in North Queensland, Australia. She’s loved stories since before she can remember and has always enjoyed creating characters of her own, even if it did begin with drawing faces on toilet rolls and giving them names. Writing has always been a passion of hers and she’s loved the M/M genre since 2004, the first book she read being Rainbow Boys by Alex Sanchez.

Writing M/M since 2007, Meg has never had the confidence to attempt publishing her own stories, but in 2015, she decided that it was all about to change thanks to the amazing friends she’s made in the M/M genre and their support and encouragement. So watch out, world, Meg Bawden is coming out to have some fun!

SA Garcia
S.A. Garcia can never decide between red or white. Nor can she decide between creating visual art or word art, so over the decades a career in visual design, music journalism, and technical writing blossomed. Ten years of running an indie music magazine certainly provided plenty of wild characters and curious situations for fiction.
Even when traveling to interview bands, writing fiction always percolated in the background, and writing male romantic fiction ruled above all. Reading Gordon Merrick at age nineteen sounded a wonderful wake-up call. There's thirty years of male/male romance hidden away in her notebooks and on the computer. Now it is time to release the stories into the free air.

When not obsessing over different ways to describe romantic encounters, S.A. enjoys cooking for her beloved of twenty-five years; she endures the endless experiments with grace. Gardening, traveling, arguing politics, and teaching the house bunnies new tricks provide more fun. Unfortunately the furry furies refuse to learn how to type.

Harper Jewel

Chris McHart

Meg Bawden

S.A. Garcia


Sale Blitz: It's a Marshmallow World by Diane Rinella

Title: It's a Marshmallow World
Author: Diane Rinella
Genre: Contemporary Holiday Romance
Release Date: December 7, 2015
One Christmas, Darla was given a mystical gift, along with an ominous message. Years later, meeting Chris puts her head in a spin. Could it be that gift from long ago holds the key to their happiness? -- It's A Marshamallow World is the standalone prequel to Scary Modsters ... and Creepy Freaks.

Author Bio:
Enjoying San Francisco as a backdrop, the ghosts in Diane Rinella's one hundred and fifty-year old Victorian home augment the chorus in her head. With insomnia as their catalyst, these voices have become multifarious characters that haunt her well into the sun's crowning hours, refusing to let go until they have manipulated her into succumbing to their whims. Her experiences as an actress, business owner, artisan cake designer, software project manager, Internet radio disc jockey, vintage rock 'n' roll journalist/fan girl, and lover of dark and quirky personalities influence her idiosyncratic writing.


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Release Day Blitz: 31 Days of Autumn by CJ Fallowfield

Title: 31 Days of Autumn
Author: CJ Fallowfield
Series: 31 Days #3
Genre: Erotica, Contemporary Romance
Release Date: December 21, 2015
After suffering unimaginable heartache in their lives, when Dan and Ellie found each other, they finally seemed to have it all. An undeniable attraction, a sizzling sex life, the kind of love some can only dream of, as well as two beautiful children and success in their chosen fields.

But did they really get their happy ever after, or had life got yet another cruel twist of fate in store for them?

When someone from their past comes back to seek vengeance, the events that unfold are terrifying and heart-breaking.

This time, not everyone will survive.

31 Days of Autumn is the conclusion to the 31 Days trilogy.

Containing erotica, romance, humour, mystery and suspense, 31 Days of Autumn contains adult scenes and is suitable only for the over 18’s.

Author Bio:
C.J. Fallowfield is an Amazon bestselling author of contemporary humorous erotic romance novels, and an Amazon #1 bestselling author in their erotic mystery category.

Her alter ego, Charlotte Fallowfield, writes contemporary romantic comedy novels.

CJ is from the United Kingdom and is half French. She lives in the wonderful countryside of Wales, surrounded by rolling hills, trees and fields full of sheep and cows. Her writing aids include chocolate, Ben & Jerry's and copious amounts of coffee. Reading was her main pastime, until she discovered the joy of creating hot, erotic, romantic fiction, but she still tries to set aside time to indulge her appetite for steamy reads by other authors too.

CJ Fallowfield

Charlotte Fallowfield

31 Days of Autumn #3

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